America’s Top Sex Positions
Planning on getting your junk touched this weekend?! Party for you! Ever wonder how many people are doing the deed at the same time as you? Or better yet, are you parents doing it at the same time as you! (I think I just puked in my mouth a little.)
Anyway, an online adult store Adam & Eve polled 1,000 people asking then their favorite positions. Here are the Top 6 results:
Oh, and I hope you really enjoy my self-drawn sex machines!
With most of the votes, Missionary is #1 with 32%
Plain and simple, girl on bottom/guy on top. Just hope she isn't a starfish, like my amazing drawing!
Doggie Style, or as they put it, "From Behind" is second with 23%
Woof! I am really great at drawing doggies, and this clearly comes into play today.
Right behind Doggie is Cowgirl at 22%
All that's needed is some ass-less chaps and a whip! Ride 'em cowgirl!
69, "Dinner For Two" is fourth with 7%
On a diet, this may be the best meal of your day...maybe. Look at these two, clearly their diet plan has worked. Although, they need to head to the gym to gain some muscle mass.
Spooning lands at #5 with 6%
Hm..spooning. That only makes me think of ice cream. I would say where is the B&J, but your sick mind might now get the whole Ben & Jerry's reference!
And surprisingly last is Reverse Cowgirl with only 4%.
Again, another amazing drawing by myself. Why didn't I go to art school. I could be the next Picasso! You want this inked on your butt, I got you! You can save this picture and use it however you wish. It is that awesome!