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Smash — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
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Janette — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Janette, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl and burlesque performer from Italy with the hottest leg tattoo we have ever, ever seen.
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Danette — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.
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These Optical Illusions are Definitely Worth Another Look
Optical illusions are defined as “visually perceived images that differ from objective reality.” Basically, your mind is playing tricks on your eyeballs. Or vice versa. How the hell should we know, we’re not doctors. We had to look up optical illusion in a dictionary.
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Ferjenks — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Ferjenks, a 23-year-old Suicide Girl and Lingerie Shop Owner from Columbia. She’s graciously agreed to show us some of her wares.
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Lumo — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Lumo Suicide, a self-described “sample-sized” beauty whose hobbies include Kung Fu and licking stubble.
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Rogue — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Rogue, a SuicideGirl from Ohio who says she’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it. We begged her to lose the bunny suit, and she obliged.
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Jarla — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Jarla, a SuicideGirl from Germany who thinks nerds are hot, but only real ones.
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Kieve — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Kieve, a SuicideGirl from Columbia who loves Batman and lingerie.
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Riae — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Riae, a SuicideGirl who loves video games, piercings and buying her sex toys at the hardware store.
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Aleon – Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Aleon, a Suicide girl who loves cookies, sex and PS3.
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Dimples — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Dimples, a Suicide Girl from Chicago who loves her sock monkey and isn’t quite sure what the term “drug free” means.
