Bad Gift Idea – Macy’s Lady Bits Necklace
Ok, so it’s not really a necklace that was made to look like a woman’s va-jay-jay…but it does! I would slap any may who bought this for me.
Who created this piece of art? Did they not realize it looks like a vagina?!?! Come on Macy’s, your necklace, Maria Oiticica Leather Cross Section really must not be selling as well as you hoped. I wouldn’t know why. Maybe we all have dirty minds and the poor grandma wearing this necklace has no idea. Macy’s hasn’t commented on this item yet, but it’s selling for $40 if you want to walk around with female genitalia on your neck.
From Brazilian raw materials to handcrafted jewelry, Maria Oiticica’s pieces are made of natural components, such as seeds and pods gathered from the floor of the Amazon. Her work is defined as “biojewels,” and has direct impact on environmental conservation, as local communities rely on the harvest of fallen fruit seeds. Discover Brasil. The bold colors. The exotic scents. The sensual textures. The natural sensations. Only at Macy’s.
Even the description is sexual. Would you buy a necklace like this? They even have a green version of this red necklace…don’t get me started on green lady parts…