Suicide Girls

Suicide Girls

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Blackberry — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy. 

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AnnaLee — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.

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Tais — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged.  She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.

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Ilana Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.

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Episkey — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Episkey – a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who loves arts & crafts, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, King Henry VIII, ‘South Park’ and anything Tim Burton. She also hates bills and shopping. That’s a keeper. Will you be OUR Corpse Bride?

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Rourke – Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Rourke – a 23-year-old electronica snob who loves Bloody Marys, robots, gnomes, getting naked, and Italians. Do 1/4 Italians work? Not midgets… although, she does like gnomes. Do Italian gnomes work? We’ll make it work.

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Amarena — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Amarena,  a 27-year-old from Illinois who’s into English Bulldogs, making “that’s what she said” jokes, cheese-filled pasta, ice cream and the toilet. Well, if you spend enough time there, it can become a fortress of solitude.

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Terry – Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Terry – a 20 year old student from the Ukraine who loves listening to the Wu-Tang Clan, Joy Division, and Depeche Mode. She also enjoys watching David Lynch and Alfred Hitchcock movies, Daria, South Park, and Lie To Me. We can’t lie, Terry, we think you’re hella sweet.

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Dimples – Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Dimples – a 19-year-old stoner form Illinois who’s into Disney movies, weed, and her sock monkey. We’ve got a sock FOR our monkey – close enough, right?

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Jaune – Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Jaune – a SuicideGirl from Colombia who lists eating candy as one of her hobbies. Someone who is really hot and loves to eat candy as a hobby? She’s like an age-appropriate, pin-up version of Veruca Salt.


Mindi — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Mindi – a 23 year old SuicideGirl from Colombia who’s into crochet, high heels, and sleeping.