Charlie Sheen Reportedly Spent $26K On Hookers In One Weekend
I now believe in Satan.
No, I don’t think it’s Charlie, I think it’s the guy he made the deal with.
Charlie Sheen reportedly dropped $26,000 on prostitutes in just one weekend earlier this month. RadarOnline.com reported that the troubled sitcom star paid $10,000 to a prostitute named Ginger for four hours of sex, and earlier that day — $8,000 to two others.
The website claims that Charlie was using “copious amounts of cocaine” when the women met him at his $40,000 a night suite at the Palms Resort in Las Vegas.
I envision his contract with said Beelzebub as the following.
In exchange for your soul, you shall
A) Come from a famous family
B)Uber-successfully carve out a movie and television career of you’re own
C) Nail Denise Richards (emphasis on the “nail”: notice I didn’t mention “marry”. From what I’ve seen watching interviews with her, the fact that he got out of that marriage in tact is further proof of the deal I’m discussing here)
D) You’ll get a cushy, disgustingly high-paying TV gig with a cake schedule that will enable you to
E) Have tons of time and money to indulge in booze, drugs and hookers to your heart’s content and finally
F) Because you’re worth so much to those who employ you and you’ve made no secret of who and what you are and you basically portray yourself in your hit TV series, everyone either turns a blind eye or just likes you even more.
Life isn’t fair.