Every Man Should Die This Way!
Death is a subject that many people don’t like to talk about. It is something that scares many of us, and is really something that nobody in this world knows anything about.
And you can’t choose how you go out. When your time is up, your time is up.
But if you COULD choose what you could be doing for your last few minutes on earth, I bet there are quite a few of us that would be doing something, regarding females. Maybe a nice lap dance would be the perfect send off.
That’s what 67-year old Robert Gene White must have been thinking.
The Texas man went into his favorite strip club, The Red Parrot, for a little entertainment.
Apparently though, White suffered a heart attack some time during a lap dance that was being given to him. After three songs, the stripper got off of him to collect her pay, and realized that he was completely unresponsive. Thinking he was drunk, she called her manager. He arrived and administered CPR to White, but it was too late.
I don’t like to think about death, and I’ve certainly never been jealous of a dead guy before. But if I could choose how, and when, I was going to exit this life – getting a lap dance from a beautiful, naked, woman – would definitely be in the conversation!