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		<title>Phil Anselmo &#039;Not Too Sold&#039; on Zakk Wylde Playing in Potential Pantera Reunion</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 22:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As much as I can&#8217;t imagine Pantera onstage without Dimebag Darrell, I would love to see Phil Anselmo and the boys mend their open wounds.  It&#8217;s too bad that it took such a tragedy like Dimes death to get Phil to open up and apologize for the s**t he was talking when Pantera ended their reign and Damageplan was started.  I think because of that is why Vinnie Paul is [...]]]></description>
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<p>As much as I can&#8217;t imagine Pantera onstage without Dimebag Darrell, I would love to see Phil Anselmo and the boys mend their open wounds.  It&#8217;s too bad that it took such a tragedy like Dimes death to get Phil to open up and apologize for the s**t he was talking when Pantera ended their reign and Damageplan was started.  I think because of that is why Vinnie Paul is so ambivalent about a Pantera reunion and why he still is pissed at Anselmo.</p>
<p>Phil recently talked with a sister station of REV in Grand Rapids (<a title="WGRD" href="http://wgrd.com/" target="_blank">WGRD</a>), and talked of a potential reunion and his feelings on Zakk Wylde playing for Dimebag.  Phil said,</p>
<blockquote><p>If anything like that would ever possibly happen Vince and I would have to sit in the same room, hash out whatever differences that we have, and as far as Zakk Wylde goes, I am not too sold on that ’cause we have to hash some crap out too. That day has not come yet, and until that day comes, I can comment further on that, but till then it is just talk. It would be rough not to see Dimebag on stage to my left, I would feel naked.</p></blockquote>
<p>Vinnie Paul recently said that if the band were to come togethe<a href="http://loudwire.com/vinnie-paul-if-a-pantera-reunion-happened-zakk-wylde-would-fill-dimebag-spot/">r</a> once again, Zakk Wylde would be the only man who can fill the spot of “Dimebag” Darrell.</p>
<blockquote><p>I mean, [Zakk] and my brother were so tight, if [a Pantera reunion] ever were to happen, [Zakk] would be the guy [to step in for Dimebag].</p></blockquote>
<p>I would love it if they all can get their problems ironed out and get together for a reunion.  If that happens we will report it to you first.</p>
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		<title>Every Man Should Die This Way!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 18:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ty James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Death is a subject that many people don&#8217;t like to talk about.  It is something that scares many of us, and is really something that nobody in this world knows anything about. And you can&#8217;t choose how you go out.  When your time is up, your time is up. But if you COULD choose what you could be doing for your last few minutes on earth, I bet there are [...]]]></description>
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<p>Death is a subject that many people don&#8217;t like to talk about.  It is something that scares many of us, and is really something that nobody in this world knows anything about.</p>
<p>And you can&#8217;t choose how you go out.  When your time is up, your time is up.</p>
<p>But if you COULD choose what you could be doing for your last few minutes on earth, I bet there are quite a few of us that would be doing something, regarding females.  Maybe a nice lap dance would be the perfect send off.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s what 67-year old Robert Gene White must have been thinking.</p>
<p>The Texas man went into his favorite strip club, The Red Parrot, for a little entertainment.</p>
<p>Apparently though, White suffered a heart attack some time during a lap dance that was being given to him.  After three songs, the stripper got off of him to collect her pay, and realized that he was completely unresponsive.  Thinking he was drunk, she called her manager.  He arrived and administered CPR to White, but it was too late.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t like to think about death, and I&#8217;ve certainly never been jealous of a dead guy before.  But if I could choose how, and when, I was going to exit this life &#8211; getting a lap dance from a beautiful, naked, woman &#8211; would definitely be in the conversation!</p>
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		<title>Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We've seen stories like these in the news and never really know the people involved. Well if you know people in Duluth, good chance you heard about the "Ex-Husband Sale" story. If not, get ready for some awesome revenge!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_75089" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 640px"><img class="size-full wp-image-75089" title="Ex Husband Sale" src="http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/rev967.com/files/2012/05/001.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="420" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Mix 108 - Tony Hart</p></div>
<p>We&#8217;ve seen stories like these in the news and never really know the people involved. Well if you know people in Duluth, good chance you heard about the &#8220;Ex-Husband Sale&#8221; story. If not, get ready for some awesome revenge!</p>
<p>Browsing our sister stations up in Duluth, I saw this <a href="http://mix108.com/superior-woman-has-ex-husband-sale-on-busy-road-photos/" target="_blank">post by Tony Hart, &#8220;Superior Woman Has Ex-Husband Sale On Busy Road.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>A woman finds out her husband cheated on her and threw all his belonging into the front yard with a sign saying everything was free. He had a nice truck, until the spray paint to the outside and a knife to the tires.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had my crazy psycho chick moments in the past over men who have cheated on me, but I never went this far. Granted I was never married to begin with, and probably why I will be single for life. This guy will never be able to show his face again in Duluth. Everyone in the nation now knows what a tool he is. You want to see a woman pissed? Mess with her life and ruin in. While she will recover from the pain and embarrassment this has caused her and her family, this guy will have these images stuck with him for life!</p>
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<p>Oops! Women are smart. You think she doesn&#8217;t know what you are doing behind your back, guess again. If you read this and feel guilty, imagine this happening to you. Sucks for him, but it sure is damn funny. Click here to be taken to <a href="http://mix108.com/superior-woman-has-ex-husband-sale-on-busy-road-photos/" target="_blank">Mix 108 &#8211; Duluth TownSquare</a> to see more pictures of the &#8220;Ex-Husband Sale.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://mix108.com/superior-woman-has-ex-husband-sale-on-busy-road-photos/" target="_blank">. </a></p>
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		<title>Guy Implants Magnets in His Arm to Hold His Ipod; Seriously? [VIDEO] [POLL]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 16:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The title says it all!  I have to give this guy credit for one thing and one thing only, he has a nice Ipod!  LOL!  This guy if a f***ing idiot for doing this.  Of course this is my opinion, but I can&#8217;t imagine why someone would put exposed magnets in their arm to hold their Ipod.  What people do to themselves is entirely up to them and this guy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The title says it all!  I have to give this guy credit for one thing and one thing only, he has a nice Ipod!  LOL!  This guy if a f***ing idiot for doing this.  Of course this is my opinion, but I can&#8217;t imagine why someone would put exposed magnets in their arm to hold their Ipod.  What people do to themselves is entirely up to them and this guy was clever enough to do something that so many people are watching and probably talking about, but again, in my opinion this guy needs therapy.  I mean what is wrong with one of those arm bands that you strap on?  You seriously have to implant magnets to hold it?  I hope someone snatches it off his arm and runs, cause you damn well it would be easy to do.</p>
<p>Watch the disturbing video of him actually doing the procedure on himself.  That alone is enough to say WTF?</p>
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		<title>MCA Was Honored in the New York State Senate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's been two weeks since the news broke that Adam Yauch, MCA, of the Beastie Boys died at the age of 47. This week the New York State Senate honored MCA.]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s been two weeks since the news broke that Adam Yauch, MCA, of the Beastie Boys <a href="http://rev967.com/beastie-boys-mca-dead-at-47/" target="_blank">died at the age of 47.</a> This week the New York State Senate honored MCA.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not every day that people get recognized for the good things they did. Adam grew up in Brooklyn Heights, and the State Senator from that area, Daniel Squadron, introduced a resolution recognizing his contributions to music and political activism. You can read the whole resolution <a href="http://open.nysenate.gov/legislation/api/1.0/html/bill/J4637-2011" target="_blank">HERE. </a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an excerpt from the resolution:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Whereas, the music and message of the Beastie Boys evolved over the years, but they can&#8217;t, they don&#8217;t, they won&#8217;t stop changing the face of hip-hop, of music, and of our culture . . . And whereas, the Beastie Boys exemplified New York through a period in which grassroots creativity and a community of iconoclastic artists helped redefine and rejuvenate a city on the ropes . . . Now, therefore, be it resolved, that this Legislative Body pause in its deliberations to mourn the death of famed rapper and activist Adam &#8216;MCA&#8217; Yauch.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The resolution passed, and a copy will be sent to MCA&#8217;s wife and daughter. What a great way to remember someone who did so much for others, music, and those that didn&#8217;t have the guts to step up. May your creativity and activism live on through others that looked up to you Adam. Fight for your right!</p>
<p><a href="http://open.nysenate.gov/legislation/api/1.0/html/bill/J4637-2011" target="_blank">(NY Senate)</a></p>
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		<title>What To Say When Asked &#8211; Does This Make My Butt Look Fat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That has to be the most horrifying question ever in the mind of a man, other than Is it in?. It's a lose, lose situation. You tell the truth and she's pissed. You lie and she's pissed because she knows you're lying. ]]></description>
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<p>That has to be the most horrifying question ever in the mind of a man, other than Is it in?. It&#8217;s a lose, lose situation. You tell the truth and she&#8217;s pissed. You lie and she&#8217;s pissed because she knows you&#8217;re lying.</p>
<p>In a survey, 82% of women say that when they ask if something makes their butt look big, they want their significant other to be honest. If you&#8217;re open and honest with your chick and she appreciates that, then be honest. Especially if you are shopping with her. If the outfit doesn&#8217;t look good on her, don&#8217;t let her waste &#8220;her&#8221; money on something she probably won&#8217;t wear. It will hang in the closet with the tags on until she finally gives it away.</p>
<p>As a lady myself, I know when I look horrible in an outfit, I don&#8217;t need someone&#8217;s second opinion. Half the time I think it&#8217;s the woman wanting you, her man, to give her a compliment. If you were tell her shes beautiful more often, you probably wouldn&#8217;t have to worry about answering the &#8220;Does this make me look fat&#8221; question. When I&#8217;m sitting on the fence on an outfit, yes, it does help to have a second opinion from someone who will be honest no matter if it&#8217;s a yes or no answer.</p>
<p>If she get&#8217;s pissed at you for saying, yes babe, that outfit does make you look fat, remind her that you are not calling her fat, just the outfit doesn&#8217;t hit the right parts of her body in a flattering way. I don&#8217;t expect you to know what that mean, but she will! The skinniest women can look like a whale in certain outfits. Not every article of clothing is meant to fit every shape on a woman. That&#8217;s why shopping takes us forever. It has to fit right, look right, and fit the budget.</p>
<p>So be honest if it does make her look fat. Even if you end up sleeping on the couch, it will be worth it when she realizes she has a man that will be honest no matter what!</p>
<p>P.S. The woman in the picture must not have anyone that will be honest with her. Shes gotta take a picture of herself in a new outfit and post it online. Don&#8217;t let your chick be this chick. Not cool!</p>
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<p>(<a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/does-my-bum-look-big-in-this-151679835.html" target="_blank">PR Newswire</a>)</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 13:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Twins bats were hot in Detroit last night and got them 11 runs and 14 hits.  This tied them for their second highest output for the season.  This is the kind of performance we haven&#8217;t seen enough of this year and something we need to see more of. Blackburn got the start on the mound but only lasted two innings.  He came into the game 0-5 with a 7.71 [...]]]></description>
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<p>The Twins bats were hot in Detroit last night and got them 11 runs and 14 hits.  This tied them for their second highest output for the season.  This is the kind of performance we haven&#8217;t seen enough of this year and something we need to see more of.</p>
<p>Blackburn got the start on the mound but only lasted two innings.  He came into the game 0-5 with a 7.71 ERA in eight career games at Comerica Park.  Blackburn gave up five singles, one walk and a sac fly in the bottom of the second to put the Tigers up 6-5.</p>
<p>Ryan Doumit also singled, Jamey Carroll doubled and Brian Dozier hit a three-run homer.  Trevor Plouffe also added insurance with a two-run homer in the ninth.  Detroit was void of defense and had four errors on the night.</p>
<p>The Twins are now 11-26 and take on the Tigers in Detroit this afternoon at 12:05, with the pre-game on <a title="WJON" href="http://wjon.com" target="_blank">WJON</a> at 11:40.</p>
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		<title>Blackberry — Today&#039;s SuicideGirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 13:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Bateman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.  Name: Blackberry Suicide Location: Chile Occupation: Bilingual Executive Assistant Fantasy: “Estar con Johnny Depp amarrado en un jacuzzi y hacerle el amor jajajaja.” (Translation: To be with a tied up Johnny Depp in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy. <span id="more-74548"></span></p>
<p><strong>Name:</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Blackberry/">Blackberry Suicide</a></p>
<p><strong>Location:</strong> Chile</p>
<p><strong>Occupation: </strong>Bilingual Executive Assistant</p>
<p><strong>Fantasy: </strong>“Estar con Johnny Depp amarrado en un jacuzzi y hacerle el amor jajajaja.” <em>(Translation: To be with a tied up Johnny Depp in a hot tub and make love to him hahaha – that’s some sinister stuff)</em></p>
<p><strong>Makes me happy: </strong>“Estar con mis seres queridos y entrenar Karate.” <em>(Translation: Being with my loved ones and karate training.)</em></p>
<p><strong>Hobbies:</strong> Artes Marciales. <em>(Translation: martial arts)</em></p>
<p><strong>Vices:</strong> Sex, drugs, and rock and roll.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.suicidegirls.com/">SuicideGirls</a> is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become<a target="_blank" href="http://www.suicidegirls.com/">SuicideGirls</a>.</p>
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		<title>Every Town Should Have An &quot;Anger Room&quot;!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 01:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ty James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mom used to say that people from the south &#8211; especially people from Texas &#8211; are about 3-5 years behind the rest of us. Obviously, that&#8217;s not fair &#8211; nor is it accurate, in today&#8217;s world where anyone, anywhere, is just a click away from all; current events, news, scores, updates, etc.  And actually, the folks in Texas came up with one heck of an idea.  The Anger Room. [...]]]></description>
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<p>My mom used to say that people from the south &#8211; especially people from Texas &#8211; are about 3-5 years behind the rest of us.</p>
<p>Obviously, that&#8217;s not fair &#8211; nor is it accurate, in today&#8217;s world where anyone, anywhere, is just a click away from all; current events, news, scores, updates, etc.  And actually, the folks in Texas came up with one heck of an idea.  The Anger Room.</p>
<p>Simply put, The Anger Room is a place you go to work out your frustrations.</p>
<p>According to the <a href="http://www.dallasobserver.com" target="_blank">Dallas Observer</a>, The Anger Room, located in a Dallas strip mall, has rooms full of things like TV&#8217;s, office furniture, and glassware, for people to smash!</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right &#8211; you get to BREAK STUFF!</p>
<p>Customers choose how much time they want to spend in a room, and pay accordingly.  For example, the quick, five-minute &#8220;I Need A Break&#8221; session is only $25.  The 15 minute &#8220;Lash Out&#8221; session costs $45, and the 25 minute &#8220;Total Demolition&#8221; package goes for $75.</p>
<p>Another cool thing &#8211; the customers get to listen to any music they want, while they are smashing their room.  They are outfitted with protective goggles and hard hats, and can purchase a videotape of the experience.  They are even allowed to bring their own baseball bats, golf clubs, etc., to do their smashing with.</p>
<p>And don&#8217;t just think that this is some testosterone driven fad.</p>
<p>The founder of the business is a 30 year old woman, and 60% of her clients are women.</p>
<p>I wonder if my gal has a bunch of anger built up inside?</p>
<p>Maybe that&#8217;s why she always acts like she wants to kick my ass&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Dave Mustaine Apologizes for His Stupid Talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I hear of Megadeth in the news I still think of Dave Mustaine being a former member of Metallica.  I bet whenever he hears of Metallica doing something big he thinks the same thing.  I mean Megadeth has had a great run and sold a ton of records worldwide, but that pales in comparison to his former band Metallica.  I&#8217;m pretty sure he is a bit jealous of his former band [...]]]></description>
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<p>Whenever I hear of Megadeth in the news I still think of Dave Mustaine being a former member of Metallica.  I bet whenever he hears of Metallica doing something big he thinks the same thing.  I mean Megadeth has had a great run and sold a ton of records worldwide, but that pales in comparison to his former band Metallica.  I&#8217;m pretty sure he is a bit jealous of his former band and I don&#8217;t blame him.<span id="more-74574"></span></p>
<p>Mustaine recently reunited with his former mates and played with them, after which he made a comment that came back to bite him in the ass.  He was suggesting that their were plans in the works for a Metallica-Megadeth supergroup, which was completely false.  Not that it would be the worst thing in the world if the two joined forces, but c&#8217;mom Dave, why would you say that without it being true?  Jealousy, that&#8217;s my thought.</p>
<p>Mr. Mustaine issued this statement apologizing for the comment,</p>
<blockquote><p>I probably shouldn&#8217;t have said stuff like that. I guess some people may think I&#8217;m trying to use that as a way to get publicity. So I can see where there would be some feelings about it. That wasn&#8217;t my intention. I won&#8217;t ever mention it again. I like James and I thought what he said was flattering, then it kind of went the opposite way, then it kind of came back again. I guess my whole thing was, I just wanted them to know that I loved them and I missed them, and I enjoyed playing with them. If that&#8217;s not mutual, then I understand. I still respect him and I still care about the guy.</p></blockquote>
<p>That statement is a great cover-up for what I believe was just a publicity thing.  He went on to say that he wasn&#8217;t trying to imply anything was going to happen, rather he just was wishing it would.</p>
<p>Dave had a two decade feud with Metallica before finally clearing the air over that last couple years.  I don&#8217;t think the statements he made will do anything positive for their future relationship.</p>
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		<title>Really, Lunchroom Massacre?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krissy Krabtree</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tell me this happens at other workplaces besides mine. We had a potluck at my office on Monday and had lots of potato chips and other snacks leftover. By Tuesday afternoon, I walk into our lunchroom and people had all the bags of chips, cookies, etc open on the table. I kid you not, I walked in an hour later and you would think there was a struggle and a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-74605" href="http://rev967.com/really-lunchroom-massacre/krissy_krabtree_300x200-copy-17/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-74605" title="krissy_krabtree_300x200 copy" src="http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/rev967.com/files/2012/05/krissy_krabtree_300x200-copy2.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a>Tell me this happens at other workplaces besides mine. We had a potluck at my office on Monday and had lots of potato chips and other snacks leftover. By Tuesday afternoon, I walk into our lunchroom and people had all the bags of chips, cookies, etc open on the table.</p>
<p>I kid you not, I walked in an hour later and you would think there was a struggle and a murder took place. No one is in sight, but chairs are tipped over, there are potato chips and other crap all over the place and I swear there was blood on the floor. Ok fine, so maybe it was jell-O, but still seemed kind of weird. I&#8217;m standing there thinking, &#8220;What the hell has gone on in here?! Did people just sit around the table like it was a trough, tear into the bags with their mouths and rip them apart like wild animals?&#8221;</p>
<p>So after their ritual or whatever the hell it was, every bag and container is empty but of course they are still on the table. I must be crazy to think that they would throw something away if it was empty.</p>
<p>Did I end up cleaning everything up and throwing stuff away? Hell no I didn&#8217;t. After I took one look at the place, I backed out the room and said, &#8220;Screw this sh*t.&#8221;</p>
<p>Does this happen at your workplace? And if my co-workers knows what happened in the lunchroom, please share.</p>
<p>Check out <a href="http://krissykrabtree.com/" target="_blank">krissykrabtree.com</a> for more irrelevant commentary.</p>
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		<title>Wisconsin Man Bill Wisth Protests Getting Cut Off From All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Bateman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a ton of guys out there who claim to have no shame in their game, but Wisconsin resident Bill Wisth takes the cake… or should we say all-you-can-eat fish fry. The 6’6,” 350 lbs. mountain of a man claims he had 12 pieces of fried fish before a supposedly “all you can eat” seafood restaurant — ‘Chuck’s Place’ — tried to persuade him to leave with an additional [...]]]></description>
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<p>There are a ton of guys out there who claim to have no shame in their game, but Wisconsin resident Bill Wisth takes the cake… or should we say <a target="_blank" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/bill-wisth-protests-all-you-can-eat-fish-fry-wisconsin_n_1517908.html?ref=weird-news">all-you-can-eat fish fry</a>. The 6’6,” 350 lbs. mountain of a man claims he had 12 pieces of fried fish before a supposedly “all you can eat” seafood restaurant — ‘Chuck’s Place’ — tried to persuade him to leave with an additional eight pieces to go.<span id="more-74560"></span></p>
<p>Mr. Wisth was so upset by the restaurant’s “false advertising” that he’s dedicated most of his time to picketing outside the eatery, which claims they literally ran out of fish on the busy Friday night he was served.</p>
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<p>According to Chuck’s, the now-banned fried fish lover has been a thorn in their side, accumulating a tab he hasn’t paid off yet. A tab? For food? This guy’s like Norm from ‘Cheers.’ This could be the most classic case of biting the hands that feeds you we’ve ever seen.</p>
<p>We have a feeling the folks at Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster are rubbing their flippers and/or claws together at the opportunity to satisfy Mr. Wisth’s voracious appetite.</p>
<p>Of course, Mr. Wisth reminds us of another hungry man who was turned away from an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.</p>
<div id="attachment_122874" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 640px"><img class="size-full wp-image-122874" title="Homer at seafood buffet" src="http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/05/homer-simpson-all-you-can-eat-seafood.jpg" alt="Homer at seafood buffet" width="630" height="442" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Fox</p></div>
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		<title>MCA Tribute &#8211; Little Kids Re-Made Beastie Boys &quot;Sabotage&quot; [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video by the way, is probably the best MCA tribute I have seen. ]]></description>
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<p>These kids are total rock stars!! A group of little boys re-made the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE&amp;ob=av2e" target="_blank">Beastie Boys &#8220;Sabotage&#8221;</a> video. Totally kicks the <a href="http://rev967.com/kid-starts-air-drumming-to-nirvana-while-napping-video/" target="_blank">Nirvana &#8220;Breed&#8221; air drum video</a> to the curb!</p>
<p>The kids are decked out with a wig, mustache, and attire as the original. They do more kids things in the video versus adult activities, but still pretty awesome! If I have kids, I want them to be as cool as these! This video by the way, is probably the best MCA tribute I have seen.</p>
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		<title>Woman Kills Father Of Her Kids Over Mother&#039;s Day Gift</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is another perfect example of how crazy women ruin it for the rest of us not as crazy women. ]]></description>
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<p>Here is another perfect example of how crazy women ruin it for the rest of us not as crazy women.</p>
<p>On Sunday night, 22-year-old Clifton went over to see his 20-year-old girlfriend, Paige. She is the mother of his two young songs. Sunday, as you know, was Mother&#8217;s Day. Clifton went to Wal-Mart and picked up some flowers and a card. Apparently, that wasn&#8217;t good enough for Paige.</p>
<p>Paige wanted a more expensive gift and threw a huge fit! A massive fight broke out and she grabs a knife and stabbed him!!! The stab wounds were so bad, Clifton actually died because of it!!</p>
<p>Thankfully the young sons were sleeping through the whole thing and are now staying with relatives. I hope this chick never sees her kids again! Paige, by the way, was arrested and charged with First-Degree felony murder.</p>
<p>How many of you didn&#8217;t do anything for the mother of your kids on Sunday? Hopefully you at least got her a card! Just be glad Paige isn&#8217;t your chick, and be happy with the woman who accepts pop tarts for breakfast in bed, a card, and a hug to say Happy Mother&#8217;s Day.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Mother-s-Day-slaying-blamed-on-cheap-gift-3559483.php#photo-2938339" target="_blank">(Beaumont Enterprise)</a></p>
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		<title>AnnaLee — Today&#039;s SuicideGirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 13:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Bateman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“. Name: AnnaLee Suicide Age: 28 Stats: 5’4”, small Fantasy: A responsible world. For all living things to have a fair chance at life. An end to prejudice and greed. My family [...]]]></description>
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<p>Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_saUN4j7Gw">tears in the rain</a>“.<span id="more-74235"></span></p>
<p><strong>Name: </strong><a target="_blank" href="http://suicidegirls.com/girls/AnnaLee/">AnnaLee Suicide</a></p>
<p><strong>Age:</strong> 28</p>
<p><strong>Stats:</strong> 5’4”, small</p>
<p><strong>Fantasy:</strong> A responsible world. For all living things to have a fair chance at life. An end to prejudice and greed. My family to be happy. To live by the sea and grow all my own food and be in peace away from most people. To visit Russia, India and Japan and everywhere in between but always have a nest to come back to.</p>
<p><strong>Makes me happy: </strong>Orson Welles’ voice, lochs, rivers and anything wet and unusual encounters with other creatures.</p>
<p><strong>Vices: </strong>Book buying. That’s probably not too unhealthy. I’m also addicted to expensive chocolate. That is ever so slightly unhealthy.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.suicidegirls.com/">SuicideGirls</a> is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become<a target="_blank" href="http://www.suicidegirls.com/">SuicideGirls</a>.</p>
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		<title>Twins Bow to the Indians; Lose 5-4 at Target Field</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Twins roller coaster season continues as they lose to the Indians last night 5-4 at Target Field.  This season is frustrating to watch.  One day they win and the next three they lose, but the nice thing is that you can buy good tickets cheaper these days. Shin Soo Choo hit an RBI single in the 9th inning off Matt Capps to score the go-ahead run.  The Twins had tied [...]]]></description>
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<p>The Twins roller coaster season continues as they lose to the Indians last night 5-4 at Target Field.  This season is frustrating to watch.  One day they win and the next three they lose, but the nice thing is that you can buy good tickets cheaper these days.</p>
<p>Shin Soo Choo hit an RBI single in the 9th inning off Matt Capps to score the go-ahead run.  The Twins had tied the game in the bottom of the 8th scoring three runs.  Ryan Doumit hit a 2-run homerun and Josh Willingham had a RBI double in the 8th.  Carl Pavano threw 6 innings with 4 earned runs.</p>
<p>The Twins are at a disappointing 10-25 and will host Cleveland again today at 12:10, pregame on <a title="WJON" href="http://wjon.com" target="_blank">WJON</a> at 11:40.  Righthander Jason Marquis (2-2) gets the start for the Twins and righthander Derek Lowe (5-1) starts for the Indians.</p>
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		<title>&#039;Playmate of the Year&#039; Jaclyn Swedberg — Playboy Girl of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Bateman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In May of every year, Playboy announces their Playmate of the Year. Each Playmate of the Month from the previous year battles for the honor by campaigning for reader votes, but it’s ultimately Hef who decides. Last week, he unveiled this year’s PMOY – Miss April 2011 Jaclyn Swedberg. Jaclyn grew up in Chino Hills, California where she graduated from high school in 2008. In college, she plans to major [...]]]></description>
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<p>In May of every year, Playboy announces their Playmate of the Year. Each Playmate of the Month from the previous year battles for the honor by campaigning for reader votes, but it’s ultimately Hef who decides. Last week, he unveiled this year’s PMOY – Miss April 2011 Jaclyn Swedberg.<span id="more-74330"></span></p>
<p>Jaclyn grew up in Chino Hills, California where she graduated from high school in 2008. In college, she plans to major in Communications and wants to pursue a career in broadcast journalism. She’s already off to a good start, having appeared on four shows on Playboy TV: “Badass”, in which she does crazy stunts in the nude, ‘Playboy Beach House’ in Malibu, ‘Playboy Trip: Patagonia’ in Argentina, and ‘Camp Playboy’, which is like ‘Salute Your Shorts’ only with less Donkey Lips and more… D…S… lips.</p>
<p>You might think that’s a full plate, but Ms. Swedberg’s like the Ryan Seacrest of hot models — she’s also a host on a martial arts TV network called BlackbeltTV.</p>
<p>As far as interests and hobbies go, Jaclyn loves reading mysteries and thrillers, baking cupcakes and banana bread, yoga, Scrabble, and traveling – she’s been to more than 20 countries and her favorite place is Greece (maybe she could help out their economy?).</p>
<p>Congratulations, Jaclyn! It looks like we might have another Sara Jean Underwood in the making.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>See more of Jaclyn on <a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/MissApril2011">Facebook</a> | <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/#!/jaclyn_swedberg">Twitter</a> | <a target="_blank" href="http://www.playboy.com/gallery/jaclyn-swedberg-playmate-of-the-year-2012">Playboy</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Top 5 Worst Jobs In The St. Cloud Area</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#39;s face it, there are some really sweet jobs out there. Like a food taster, or one that comes up with new games and toys. On the flip side, there are some horrible job out there too. This &#39;blog&#39; is dedicated to FIVE of the Worst Jobs in the St. Cloud area. If you do one of these jobs, thank you for taking one for the team. Someone has to do it, glad it&#39;s not me.]]></description>
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<p>Let&#8217;s face it, there are some really sweet jobs out there. Like a food taster, or one that comes up with new games and toys. On the flip side, there are some horrible job out there too. This &#8216;blog&#8217; is dedicated to FIVE of the Worst Jobs in the St. Cloud area. If you do one of these jobs, thank you for taking one for the team. Someone has to do it, glad it&#8217;s not me.</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t even like picking up my dogs poop. It&#8217;s smelly, and really disgusting to pick up fecal matter. Granted, I use one of the claw things (very technical term here) to pick up the crap so I don&#8217;t have to get up close to it. But, it still smells. If you do this for a living to make some extra bucks, more power to you!! If you do it to fill your free time, quit! Make the lazy owner pick it up themselves, especially if they have more than one dog. In all seriousness, it&#8217;s great that this is available for those that can&#8217;t bend over to pick up the poop themselves (i.e. senior citizen, disabled&#8230;) Check out <a href="http://oopiescoopies.com/oopie-scoopies-St.Cloud-MN-pooper-scooper-service.html" target="_blank">Oppie Scoopies</a> in the area if you are in need of this service! This is one job I wouldn&#8217;t want to do, one dog who craps is enough for this chick.</p>
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<p>While it&#8217;s great that we can stay caught up on local and national news, having to deliver those papers on a daily/weekly basis is a pain in the ass. My mother once did this for two years for extra money. Why it sucks? You gotta get up early in the morning, you are constantly stopping and going in your vehicle. My mom wrecked a car because of this. And on Sunday&#8217;s if you deliver the <a href="http://www.sctimes.com/" target="_blank">Times</a>, having to put the inserts in, that is too much work  early in the morning. All types of weather, customers, and their specific way on where they want their paper. Place in between the screen and front door, by the garage door, always in a bag, hang it on the door handle&#8230;.You can stay caught up on Local News <a href="http://www.wjon.com" target="_blank">HERE</a> if you want, it&#8217;s FREE!</p>
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<p>Another one of the jobs that sucks but we are all glad someone does it. Backed-up sewer, duct work, clogged drains, fixing air conditioners in a house that feels like its 120 plus degrees. More power to you if you work in this field! Being a single chick and not knowing how to fix anything myself, thank you for helping me out when I needed you the most! And, thank you for not judging me for having a pink tool kit! If you need work inside or outside your home dealing with heating an air conditioning, check out <a href="http://www.onehourheatandairstcloud.com/" target="_blank">Opie&#8217;s</a> or if you are having plumbing issues, check out <a href="http://www.onehourheatandairstcloud.com/" target="_blank">Rotor Rooters. </a></p>
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<p>This is a job you could not pay me millions to do!!! Plucking the feathers off the chicken, boiling the chickens&#8230;you get the idea. I drive past the <a href="http://www.goldnplump.com/" target="_blank">Gold N Plump</a> plant twice a day, and the smell that comes from that building makes me want to lose my lunch. I have a car air-freshener that comes in handy when the death of chicken smell is in the air, its glued to my nose on a daily basis! I&#8217;ve had friends try and work in a chicken plant and they don&#8217;t make it past week one. It&#8217;s not even the fact that I&#8217;m an animal lover that doesn&#8217;t eat meat, I worked in a deli in high school and fried that up like no ones business. But, I got the after the chicken plant product. Chicken lovers around the country thank you for providing them with their meat!</p>
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<p>Not having a job is the worst of all to have. Looking for a job turns into a full time job itself. If you have never been unemployed, count your blessings. Interview after interview. Looking online for jobs and in the paper and word of mouth. Trying for jobs you know you will hate but you need to pay the bills. You think you landed the perfect job and then it falls through as you are ready to tell family and friends you finally found something. Looking for a job, <a href="http://regionalhelpwanted.com/home/80.htm" target="_blank">CLICK HERE.</a></p>
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<p>Tell us what crappy job you do! Or, tell us what crappy job a friend&#8217;s friend you know has&#8230;yeah, that sounds better.</p>
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		<title>P.O.D. Inhabit Spacey New World With &#039;Lost in Forever&#039; Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 13:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Childers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it’s true that in space no one can hear you scream, it’s especially true for the star of P.O.D.‘s new video for ‘Lost in Forever (Scream).’ The veteran band returns after several years away with their latest single, and the Spence Nicholson-directed video finds them relegated to the desert-like climate of a foreign planet. While the group performs their new single, they are joined by an astronaut wandering the [...]]]></description>
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<p>If it’s true that in space no one can hear you scream, it’s especially true for the star of <a target="_blank" href="http://loudwire.com/tags/p-o-d/">P.O.D.</a>‘s new video for ‘<a target="_blank" href="http://loudwire.com/p-o-d-lost-in-forever-song-review/">Lost in Forever (Scream)</a>.’<span id="more-74032"></span></p>
<p>The veteran band returns after several years away with their latest single, and the Spence Nicholson-directed video finds them relegated to the desert-like climate of a foreign planet. While the group performs their new single, they are joined by an astronaut wandering the terrain in search of signs of life.</p>
<p>While on his mission, he comes across the likeness of his onetime love in a small red nighty, but every time he gets close, she disappears and he gets further lost in his memories of the past, mirroring the lyrics of the song. After several near misses, the astronaut finally catches up to his love, but is her existence real or merely in his mind? It’s up to the fatigued explorer to figure it out.</p>
<p>‘Lost in Forever (Scream)’ is the new single from the band’s ‘Murdered Love’ album. The disc drops July 10 and is currently available for pre-order in multiple bundle packages at their <a target="_blank" href="http://payableondeath.com/">website</a>. ‘Murdered Love’ sees the band reuniting with their ‘Satellite’ producer Howard Benson, and recapturing some of the sound that catapulted their career last decade.</p>
<p>The group return to <a target="_blank" href="http://payableondeath.com/tour/">the road </a>May 16 in Milwaukee, with shows lined up through early August. After that, they’ll join the <a target="_blank" href="http://rockstaruproar.com/tourdates/">Rockstar Energy Uproar Festival</a> in mid-August and will finish out their year on the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.getshiprocked.com/2012/">ShipRocked Cruise</a> in late November.</p>
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		<title>Tais — Today&#039;s SuicideGirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Bateman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged.  She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking. Name: Tais Suicide Age: 22 Occupation: Hairstyle and make up artist. Body mods: 4 piercings. Heroes: Jesus. Gets me hot: Being drugged. Favorite position: Missionary (Ed. note – somehow we doubt that) Fantasy: With two [...]]]></description>
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<p>Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged.  She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.<span id="more-73952"></span></p>
<p><strong>Name:</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Tais/">Tais Suicide</a></p>
<p><strong>Age:</strong> 22</p>
<p><strong>Occupation: </strong>Hairstyle and make up artist.</p>
<p><strong>Body mods:</strong> 4 piercings.</p>
<p><strong>Heroes:</strong> Jesus.</p>
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<p><strong>Gets me hot:</strong> Being drugged.</p>
<p><strong>Favorite position: </strong>Missionary <em>(Ed. note – somehow we doubt that)</em></p>
<p><strong>Fantasy:</strong> With two men.</p>
<p><strong>Drug Use:</strong> Up the nose.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.suicidegirls.com/">SuicideGirls</a> is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become <a target="_blank" href="http://www.suicidegirls.com/">SuicideGirls</a>.</p>
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