How Freaky Did St Cloud Get for Valentine’s Day?
Nothing helps that freak flag fly like Valentine’s Day. And nothing expresses your love for someone like tying them up and whipping them until they shout “NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!”
So what makes St Cloud “thirsty” on Valentine’s Day? I briefly talked to Jeremy at Pure Pleasure in St Cloud. The results were…mild?
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It’s kinda a gimme, isn’t it? Breaking out the negligee for a special occasion, like Valentine’s Day or St Patrick’s Day. Whether or not you include shoulder pads (see left), it’s great to wear something a little more difficult to take off than regular underwear.
Sometimes a non-vibrating phallus just won’t cut it. Have you tried dumping a gallon of Red Bull down his throat? The rigor mortis willOKAAAY that went too far. A little marital aiding never hurt anybody, right?
Slippin’ and a slidin’. Lubricants can help you get down to business sooner, or even prolong The Business. Flavored lube can be fun, provided the cleanup doesn’t take longer than The Business. Make it count!
4) Massage Oils
These are different than lubes. How? Have you tried using massage oil as lubricant? It can be bad, m’kay. One is meant for internal “use,” the other is for external friction to get into the internal.
5) Handcuffs & Blindfolds
Sales of bondage supplies tend to surge every time a new 50 Shades of Grey book/movie/trailer/thought gets released. St Cloud chooses safer options of handcuffs and blindfolds. But have you ever been handcuffed to the bed while blindfolded, and then abandoned? Asking for a friend…
So there you have it. Kinda bland. Not everybody wants to go full-on GWAR in the bedroom, and that’s okay. I mean, have you seen GWAR?
Looks like fun to me!