Impress Your Friends With Fake Texts From a Fake Girlfriend
“Are you tired of being embarrassed by the fact that you don’t have a girlfriend? Do you wish that you could get interrupted by a loving text during man time? Let me introduce you to FakeGirlfriend.”
Are you kidding me? Is it that hard for you to find a girlfriend? Really, put down the controller to your PS3 and get out there!
A new website called FakeGirlfriend.Co offers to send you texts and phone calls from a fake girlfriend. Seriously, I can not make this crap up.
Here is how it works:
Step One: Send a text to (212) 804-6979 when you want to be contacted by a female.
Step Two: The site then sends a “girlfriend-esque” message back and follows with a pre-recorded phone call. The messages vary so the service can be used repeatedly. The free service’s phone calls even have pauses inserted into the recordings — for replies — to make it the whole thing more believable.
Step Three: Grow some balls and find a real girlfriend.