Life Can Always Be Worse – At Least Your Alumni Bio Doesn’t Include Awards of Eight Life Sentences…
May 23, 2012 10:43 AM 
I have my Ten year High School Reunion coming up, and I am not where I thought I would be. But, this makes me smile realizing it could always be worse…
The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, is an alum of Harvard University. He went there at age 16, and graduated in 1962. He’s pretty proud of that connection, even though he’s in prison for the rest of his life. Harvard has their 50th Reunion coming up, which Ted won’t be going to for a reason I should not have to type out for you. Either way, he decided to send the alumni guide and updated bio. They published it, just like they do with all the other alumni.
In the update, he listed his home address as a maximum security prison in Colorado. Put his occupation as “PRISONER” Last but not least, under awards, he went with, “EIGHT LIFE SENTENCES.” If you don’t know, the life sentences are for killing three people and injuring 23 others with mail bombs between 1978 and 1995.
So don’t get down on yourself for not being a Millionaire by the time your High School Reunion comes up, good chance none of your other classmates are either. If they are, they can suck it.
Here is one of many news stories on The Unabomber
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