Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep On Your Butt
June 3, 2011 10:30 AM 
Who doesn’t want to sleep on an a$$ all night. If you like resting your head on the crack of a woman, but fear she will let one rip at night, or maybe you can’t get a woman and would like to know what its like to have one in your bed, well your prayers have been answered!
The Booty Pillow!! It’s exactly like it sounds. A pillow with the shape of a womans butt cheeks. Available in Chocolate, Caramel, Burgundy, white, and Cheetah. The pillow even wears a thong to make it more realistic. Because nothing says check out my backside like cheetah print!
Someone must have thought this was marketable. I got a feeling it was the lonely man at the office that always goes home to his 5 cats, drinks his milk from a straw, and cries himself to sleep every night watching The Notebook. That’s you? Oh, sorry dude! Here’s a pillow! $30 plus $6 for shipping and you can be the lamest man on earth!!
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