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Really? Who Doesn't Wear a Seatbelt?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:03:07 +0000

Are people still not wearing their seatbelts? Isn’t that kind of 1970s? As a kid, I remember rolling around in the back of our station wagon while my parents were driving. No one cared. I’m not even sure there were seatbelts in the car.

Really, Lunchroom Massacre?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 16 May 2012 18:24:02 +0000

Tell me this happens at other workplaces besides mine. We had a potluck at my office on Monday and had lots of potato chips and other snacks leftover. By Tuesday afternoon, I walk into our lunchroom and people had all the bags of chips, cookies, etc open on the table.

Really, TV Spoiler?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:32:48 +0000

With our lives becoming busier and busier each day, who has time to watch TV anymore? Luckily, we can rely on our DVR, right? That’s pretty much how a majority of us are now watching TV. We have the luxury of recording it and watching it when we have free time. And we are committed to our shows and excited to watch them.

However, there’s always a jackass out there who comes up and asks

Really, "The World is MY Trashcan" Guy?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 02 May 2012 19:34:59 +0000

Dear Littering Sh*tbag,

If you are wondering how the McDonald’s bag that you threw out of your window leaving the McDonald’s parking lot ended up in your yard, it was me.

Really, Feces Covered Cell Phones?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:58:35 +0000

Do you know how many cell phones have traces of poop on them? 1 in 6. Look up right now. You see five other people? It’s probably your phone. We all know why this is happening, right?

Really, Texting While Driving?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:49:17 +0000

This could pretty much write itself, couldn’t it? I can’t even believe that I still see this out on the roads, but there it was in black and white yesterday while driving home from work. Texting and driving and this jackass lady wasn’t even trying to hide it, even though it’s illegal.

Really? Hillbilly is a Language?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:20:15 +0000

I called my dentist’s office last week to make an appointment. Seems like a fairly uneventful task, right? So, I make the call and a receptionist picks up. “Hello, blah-blah Dentist office, how may I help you?” “I’d like to schedule an appointment for a check-up.” “Ok, would morning or afternoon work better?” “It doesn’t [...]

Really? Grocery Shopping a Family Outing?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:12:26 +0000

I always thought that most people want to get in and out of the grocery store as quickly as possible, so when did we decide that we need to bring the entire family and make grocery shopping the biggest thing that's ever happened to your family? Does it need to be a family outing? And if grocery shopping is considered a family outing for you, well, that just sucks.

Really? No Dumb Questions?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:02:39 +0000

I was at work the other day and I heard someone say, “There’s no such thing as a dumb question.” First of all, that’s such a generic thing to say to someone. And second, what? Are you frickin’ kidding me? People ask me stupid-ass crap all day long! Here are my experiences:

Really, People Hanging Out the Window?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 17:06:43 +0000

So the weather has gotten much nicer, right? This of course is great in almost every aspect, except one thing. Warm weather means windows open in cars and windows open in cars means it time for jackasses to hang their arms out the window.

Really? Walmart Equals Twilight Zone?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:15:37 +0000

My odd trip to Walmart last Saturday started as soon as I pulled into the parking lot. I parked my car, look up and see someone pull into a handicapped spot. I watch her look around for her handicapped tag, hang it on her mirror and get out and walk into the store. Really? If anyone is reading this and doesn't see a problem with that, you're an butthole.

Really, Smokers Who Don't Feel Good?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 18:29:16 +0000

Have you ever had someone who smokes cigarettes come up to you and say, “I wonder why I don’t feel good today?” This happened to me the other day and I’m pretty sure I just stared at the guy for about 2 minutes and said nothing.

Really, Facebook Pet Pages?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:08:30 +0000

I've learned something recently. I’ve learned that people who have facebook pages for pets really piss people off. I mean really, when you think about it, you spend enough hours in the day wasting away on facebook as yourself. Do you really need to pretend to be your pet too?

Really, Guy In Line For Lottery Tickets?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:30:39 +0000

Have you ever been behind these people who are choosing or cashing in scratch-off tickets who clearly think the whole world revolves around them? I was in line at the gas station over the weekend and this is what I’m hearing from the guy first in line at the counter, “I’ll cash these in and [...]

Really? Untuck Your Damn Sweater!

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:13:29 +0000

You ever see these people who tuck everything into their pants? And unfortunately, it’s usually the people who shouldn’t be tucking in anything. Sweaters, jerseys, or any sort of jacket should not be tucked in, ever! I know a guy like this and I told him to untuck his sweater the other day and just [...]

Really, Voicemail Messages From Hell?

Krissy Krabtree — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:51:31 +0000

One of the most annoying things ever is when you miss a call and your voicemail sound doesn’t go off until minutes later. You instantly know that this numbnut who just called you, rattled off their mouth for who the hell knows how long and you know