Meet Essence – a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana who’s into ballet, singing, acting, animals, and the great outdoors (not the movie, but the real deal). She loves being a total goof and can’t live without Pepsi. We smell an endorsement deal.
Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys.
Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.
Meet Jude — hey Judde… don’t be afraid, don’t make it bad, and don’t let us down. From the looks of her profile, we know the 19 year old French student, make up artist, and drawing enthusiast won’t.
Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say, “SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!”
Meet Wit, a SuicideGirl who loves kicking butt, Ghandi and keeping her fantasies secret. We’ll guess it’s kicking butt with Ghandi.
Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.
Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.
Meet Tourniquette – She’s in the business of Visual Merchandising Outsourcing and Industrial Design. Sounds confusing, doesn’t it? Well, one thing that’s not confusing is why we love that one of the things she cannot live without is her tongue piercing
Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.
Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged. She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.
Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.
