Smash — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.
Meet Dwam, a SuicideGirl who lives in France and has a crush on “the ultimate ginger.”
Meet Kyoko, a 25 year old fitness instructor who’s into strange Japanese stuff, doing too much useless stuff on the internet, and pole dancing. Now, doing strange Japanese stuff while pole dancing on the internet – definitely NOT useless.
Meet Silencia, por favor. She’s a SuicideGirl who loves loud music and gay dudes. Just don’t ever “****” her or refer to her tattoos as tats or ink. We would guess she’d be the ‘S’ in S&M.
Meet Fernanda, a 32-year-old goth girl who’s into reading, designing, painting, Johnny Depp, Edgar Allan Poe, and Alfred Hitchcock. Quoth the raven, “More, please.”
Meet Renesme, a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who enjoys the beach, wants some booty, and spends most of her free time naked. Sounds like an awesome late night Skinemax flick.
Meet Orijin, a SuicideGirl who loves a guy that knows what he wants and who can’t live without speckled eggs.
Meet Selahh, a 20 year old SuicideGirl who describes herself as an “arty, hippy, dirty, bookworm” that’s into sci-fi and has a weakness for boobs. We’re right there with ya, Selahh.
Meet Spliff, a dog walker who enjoys dirty talk, Harry Potter, and smoking pot (in case the name didn’t give it away already).
Meet Bob, a SuicideGirl who loves being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Meet Sand, a SuicideGirl who is into movies and cute girls.