Tell Your Family Member in Texas To Put Some Clothes On!
May 11, 2012 11:25 AM 
If you have a crazy relative living in Texas, tell them it’s not appropriate to ride around on their unicycle naked. Yea, we get it, it’s hot down there. No one needs to see his 45-year-old wrinkly shriveled up prunes.
On Tuesday, police in a city south of Houston got a few calls about a man riding around on his unicycle on the side of the highway. The only problem was the fact that we was naked. At least one person got a photo of the man I am calling your crazy relative. See the photo if you want HERE.
WARNING: By clicking the link you will be brought to a page that has the police dash cam with the dudes junk in full view!! NSFW
First thing that might pop into your head is that he’s probably wasted and has no idea he’s naked. Hate to tell you this, but when police got there, he was totally sober!! He simply told the cops that he just liked how it felt to be completely free from restrictive clothing while he unicycled.
Hey, at least the unicycle doesn’t have a baby killer bar.
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