Top 5 Craziest Things Found on St. Cloud Craigslist

"Who is the fat young lady that hangs out by bike racks public library and looks at me when i unlock my bike and leave? Your hot. But i am to shy to say hi." Not shy enough to call out a fatty. Really?! Do you think this woman will even respond to you after you insulted her? Being of the non-skinny kind myself, even if you think I'm hot, calling me Fat will get you nowhere other than a slap to the face or a kick to the groin. There is a reason you are on the Missed Connections looking for a date. You have no idea how to properly hit on a woman.

Again, another what the hell post in the missed connections. "Hey, we met you last night at the white horse and you had your cousin come up and show us the photos of her easter bunny outfit and well wow!!!! Never looking at easter the same way, lets hook up and not with that old guy and the fat guy. Hook up with a real man!!!" You call yourself a real man when you couldn't even get the chicks number while you were talking to her? How about searching Craigslist to find a pair and learn how to be a real man. Real men don't look for chicks on craigslist or try to re connect with them! You lost your chance buddy!

Another great section to look under for a good laugh is the casual encounters. Usually full of m4m but there are some great ones of men seeking women and women seeking men. "Any ladies wanna have some fun this weekend? I know I do and would love to share what I have to give. So if you are interested let me know, I'm up for anything. Put "weekend fun" in the subject line so I know you are real, and your pic will get mine" Whatever happened to meeting people at the bar? Are we that lazy to hit up a website to find sex? Come on. Unless you look like you hit every tree branch falling off the ugly tree, good chance you will get laid if you just unplug the computer and socialize. If you want to find sex on the internet, hit up match.com otherwise you are subjected to me calling you a loser.

While I love to find a great deal on jewelry, don't be that guy who buys a ring for your girl on here! It's like going to the pawn shop for the engagement ring. Better off getting a cracker jacks ring to say marry me cuz I have no idea what I'm doing in life. While your chick might be ok with hand-me downs, do not do it for the most important ring in her life. I repeat, don't buy an engagement ring off craigslist! It may be a beautiful ring, get your lady her very own not worn by someone else! If you can't afford the high end rings in the store, then don't go all out on the ring. It's the meaning behind it, not now many carats the ring has!

This is a crazy find because I want it!! Not because I am lazy, I seriously want to have races with this scooter! "This listing is for a used Rascal 600 power scooter. It is red, has the seat lift option, and the two year old batteries still seem to hold a charge. The tiller handle is a little beat up, but everything except the horn & lights work just fine. I have an older gel cushion that can go with if needed." Seat lift, working horn and lights, you had me at FREE! Usually the free stuff is a bunch of crap because it's free. But I will resist the urge to have scooter races with the old folks at the nursing home because I am sure someone that really does need it would put it to better use than I would.